We read Beezus and Ramona recently. In the book, Ramona describes her eyes as "brown and white", which mortifies Beezus. Because isn't it just sooo embarrassing when your little sister says something silly like that??
The Pumpkinhead asked me what color her eyes are, so I told her they are brown and white like Ramona's. Then I opened my own eyes wide and said, "See, my eyes are blue and white." She added very dryly, "...and red."